Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh (/hulˈvo/ /joˈnla/ [academic] [candy; vagina (slang)]) is a temperate Large City located in Shewzfuch Hold, Dakyehgdew Kingdom, within the Undermountain.

The name Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh is derived from the Goblin language, as Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh was founded by Donna Siannon Melanie, who was culturaly Undermountain.

Climate

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has a yearly average temperature of 16°C (60°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a warm 26°C (78°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cold 7°C (44°F). Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh receives an average of 235 cm/y (92 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the spring. Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh covers an area of nearly 62 km² (24 mi²), and an average elevation of 6598 m (-21302 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh was founded durring the early 11th century, by Donna Siannon Melanie. The establishment of Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh suffered from many setbacks, delays, and obsticles, most notably a group of Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh which required millitary assistance exterminate before the community could finish being built.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh was built using the conventions of Undermountain durring the early 11th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh is no diffrent. The city's buildings feature delicute timber framework hidden behind layer upon layer of finly ground plaster bleached to an almost glossy white sheen, with green clay tiled roofs and decorative brass-leafed trim. Even the smallest, poorest looking structures appear to be expencive thanks to the extreem elegence of the organic shapes and paterns going into their lofty, spire-y, vagly gothic designs. The more well off folks live in identicle homes, save for even shiner trim and a more whimsical appearance to their structures flowing forms.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh is buildings are located arround a single crampt cobblestone mainstreet which forms a clockwise spiral to give the city a over all circular shape. The city is the proud owner of a proper castle-style stone wall complete with all of the trimmings. It has towers, a moat, gatehouses, drawbridges, and even merticulationsshortsizeleadershipname.. The perhapse unnessisarily well built defences have not been wellmaintained over the years, and while functional are in dire need of some loving care and perhapse light renovation.

A look around Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh gives you an uneasy feeling. Everything is just a little too worn down, a little too dirty, or both. No one makes eye contact. Kids play quietly, but happily. Occasionally a passerby glances at you out of the corner of their eye, staring just long enough for it to be uncomfortable. This all rests atop the unmistakable impression the town is one of the strictest places imaginable. Everyone’s actions are clearly directed by laws they keep in heart and mind at all times. Orderly byond order is a phrase which Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh brings to mind.

Civic Infrastructure

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh's parks.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has an Administrative Academy which trains individuals in the administrative arts.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Large City. Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh's grid is powered by mana accumulators.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh's old civil lighting system was converted to Galvanic Lamps recently, and expanded to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has a first rate hospital which caters to anyone in need of long term medical care.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh's natural decorations nor waterways.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh's bank was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used has a sleek, linear appearance with stylized, often geometric ornamentation. The primary facade of its buildings often featured a series of set backs that create a stepped outline. Low-relief decorative panels can be found at entrances, around windows, along roof edges or as string courses. It was best known for its use of smooth finish building materials such as stucco, concrete block, glazed brick or mosaic tile. Decorative details can incorporate various artistic or exotic motifs to suit the building's function or the architect's whim. Chevrons, zigzags, and other geometrical motifs are common forms of ornament.

In Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh the milk never sours.

The Flea, Giant near Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh are known to be almost tame, such that they can be put to domestic use.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in spring and involves gestures to channel Invocation energies of tier 1 via throat chanting.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh Census Data: Year 2000

5566 of Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 291 work in Agriculture
• 1283 work as Craftsmen
• 442 work as Merchants
• 862 work as Service Workers
• 572 work as General Laborers
• 233 work as Skilled Laborers
• 813 work as Civil Servants
• 472 work in Cottage Industries
• 302 work as Artists
• 296 work in Produce Industries

8440 of Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 894 (6%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh is reliant on an industry or product that has toxic or negative side-effects as part of its production. The good is extremely valuable, or the community is extremely desperate, and the side effects are endured as a necessary evil. It may be that their neighbors or lord are forcing them to produce the good so that they aren’t the ones suffering the cost.

The roads leading into Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh possess a great number of switchbacks. While designed for defense, they mostly wind up pissing everyone trying to take goods to town right the hell off.

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History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century, Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh was attacked by soldiers from another nation, waging a greater campaign. The details of the conflict are hazy at best due to many conflicting accounts. What is known is Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh lost 105 people, 199 livestock, and 49 buildings. The conflict ended after roughly 79, when members of Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh's militia enacted an operation to deliver supplies to a particular elites group. The operation was complicated by torrential rains which turned the ground into deep mud. The conflict ended with pitched battle between both forces, which ended in a crushing defeat for Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh's forces. The war is remembered in legend by Hulvo Yonla Ÿhkphÿh's bards, historians, and legend keepers.

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